User:IncognitoMosquito

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Biography

IncognitoMosquito is pure Nightmare Fuel.

Quotes

IC Quotes

• You sense: Bastien has a fine, fine ass, no matter what the mouth at the other end of it may be doing.

A few weeks later... You sense: Bastien still has a fine, fine ass.

• "You know, back in the old days, they just used to HIT women who would say the wrong thing instead of shooting them, Itzal." Terra, after being shot by Itzal.
• Terra tests her Willpower against a 75 difficulty. The result is unsuccessful (-39).
• There's a long pause from Terra as she just watches Amakaze walk away. The model goes into She-Hulk rage overdrive and promptly throws her glass just behind Amakaze's head. "You.. just... asshole!" She finally cries out, before she gets down from her chair and snags a bottle of liquor. "This is mine now." She says to Poole definitively, as if daring him to try to take it from her. "I hate men! You're all so stupid! Stupid like... stupid things! Bastien, I'll be in your room." It's said in a tone that implies if Bastien values his life or his manhood, he will not be sleeping in there. "Just... why GOD?!" Terra cries out, evidently angsting to the point of not being able to form a whole sentence about what exactly she's so upset about. "Jerkwad!" She cries out, stepping over to Amakaze's platter of food. She grabs the noodles and promptly tosses them at the wall. "And that's what I think of your fucking noodles, you dip...shit..jerk...face!" Just for added measure, the rice is spilled. And then she storms out. Soon enough, there will be angry guitar playing from Bastien's room.
  
  

• There's a long pause as Terra listens to Persyphonie's answer. She finishes her booze in one swift guzzle before shaking her head in the other woman's direction. "A /chasm/? REALLY? Using the word chasm to describe you vagina is probably not wise when you're trying to hook up with someone. Is it like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
  
• "Alright, I've had four cups of coffee and a piece of fudge. Let's do this!"

OOC Quotes

• <OOC> Terra says, "I wish I had some of those gingerbread whores right about now."
  

Bastien arrives from Bubastis - Courtyard - Osiris.
Bastien has arrived.
<OOC> Rendolin says, "Speaking of gingerbread whores..."

• Terra: Also Bast's junk is unarmed. UNHARMED. ...
  
• From afar, Rendolin (Amar) opens his arms. "Abuse me, my little cream puff!"
  
  

JOIN: Monty is joining this location.
Monty draws his Burrito of Death and Sexual Prowess.
Monty swings his Burrito of Death and Sexual Prowess at Terra, shouting, "Behold the might of the BURRITO! You can't stand the BURRITO!"
Monty successfully attacks Terra using a Burrito of Death and Sexual Prowess at a 5 difficulty. (41)
- Terra has taken 243000 points of stun damage. She is currently Unconscious.
- Terra has taken 0 points of wound damage. She is currently Unconscious.

• From afar, Rendolin (Amar) plays the testostrombone, is there room for that in your band?
  
• Long distance to Bastien: Terra looks down at the poop. "I guess every dog has it's day..." Lowers her glasses, CSI-style. "Today wasn't this dog's day, or the deli dumpster's up the street." OWWWWW! WHOOOO ARE YOU?! DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT
  
• Templeton (TT) pages: Don't ever kiss me with tongue and call me son again.
  
• You paged Templeton with 'Twu wuv?'
  

Templeton (TT) pages: Yeah, some shit like that.
You paged Templeton with 'God, your poetry speaks to my heart.'
Templeton (TT) pages: Your eyes I compare to the swirling of the ocean blu-FUCK IT I LOVE YOU BITCH OKAY

• From afar, Bastien (Baz) waits at Bubastis in eager anticipation of his Polly Pocket playset.
  
• Sev tests his Pilot:taco_into_mouth against a 50 difficulty. The result is unsuccessful (-22).
  

Other Quotes

• "It's as if the kettle would rather kill itself than be used by me!" Neil, The Young Ones
  
• "I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard." Jerri Blank, Strangers With Candy
  
• "You smell that? That's the smell of spring, and I love it. You know what I love to do in spring? I love to come out into the woods, to walk amongst the budding trees, to smell and taste the hint of renewal that hovers in the air like a heady perfume, and to listen to the song of the birds who have returned from their long sojourn south. And bury the people I killed during the winter." Guy, Kids in the Hall
  
• "I don't care about America, all I care about is sex and booze and pills. Damn this country and everyone in it." Abe Lincoln, The State
  
• "Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I think we should worship the sun and moon as powerful gods... and fear them." Old Fashioned Guy, The State
  
• "This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence." Vyvyan, The Young Ones
  
• "I was in the basement, playing my favorite game, 'Murder In The Dark.'" Vyvyan, The Young Ones
  
• "I don’t have pet peeves, I have major psychotic fucking hatreds." George Carlin
  

Notes

• "ILU. =)" Mardi, June 8th 2009