Rand

Rand

Full name	Randall Agdistis Cedris
Date of Birth	May 5th, 2499
Birthplace	St Albans
Parents	Ulyssus (Father) and Sophia (Mother) Cedris
Siblings	Rupert Ares Cedris (Twin Brother)
Spouse	Happily Single
Assignment	Chief Corsair Pirate Commonwealth, Manager of The Dregs Bar and Grill on Persephone
Gender	Male

Description

5'11 with a leanly muscular build that's decent enough to be formidable in the right light yet deceptively harmless most of the time...is an individual whose chiseled Greek looks are softened and fading into androgynous. There's something about this lazy Adonis that blurs the lines between what's feminine and masculine...a light tan, high cheekbones, and a soft yet angular jaw line are all drawn together by the almost startling yet intense blue-green eyes that resemble those of a Husky, framed with long dark lashes. Soft dark brown hair is lopped off and worn short, barely brushing its color when it hasn't been cut for a while and usually styled in a devil may care, run your fingers through it after a wash and go style...a shadow of facial hair present on too lazy to give a damn days. There's a certain swagger and barely contained energy about this individual who seems most comfortable when in motion...the tall and lean figure's defined sorta musculature wasn't gained by just sitting around after all. Tattoos are kept hidden under clothing most of the time.

Personality

A worshiper of Aphrodite and the Greek Pantheon, it may seem like Rand's a manwhore but he's religious about the entire thing. He's gone through alot in his life and its matured his initial Anger Management issues from 'Quick Temper' to 'Slow Boil That'll Lead To Explosion'. He's a lover at heart and never hesitates to share that soft side of him. He tends to put alot of attention in his life on helping others and making sure his 'family' is safe. He doesn't take heartbreak and abandonment very well, so he's never overly committed romantically to one person or another. So he may say 'I love you' and he really may, but he doesn't give his heart away so easily. He's got a wry sense of humor and a no nonsense approach to matters of security...while he may seem overly laidback and almost laconic, don't let that fool you. Push comes to Shove and he'll put people in their place, bark orders with the best of them, and demand the best of all those he manages or trains.

History

"Yer daddy ain't nothin' but a dried up old prune of a crazy man livin' up there talkin' to his rocks, blowing up caves and swillin' cheap moonshine. Yer brother's a nerd cuz gods only know he couldn't fight his way outta a pair of ladies bloomers and yer ma two-bit whore of Aphrodite who was obviously brain dead cuz she coulda had any man on St Albans but decided to git with yer da' and it killed her. And to top it all off yer standin' here lookin' like the mirror image of that spineless blind boy you call a brother and turns out, yer the one with the cooter! Oh lords preserve me, you don't know it but yer family really is pathe-"

The unfortunate St Albans based youth who decided to begin this small tirade didn't get much further as a young Randy jumped upon him like a rabid beast and quietly yet effectively rolled around the dusty school yard of her elementary school of the time punching the poor young man and hitting his head against the ground until pulled off and sent to the office. After witnessing this altercation, the Cedris twins had fewer problems with their peers at school and Randy ended up just barely not getting kicked out. Ahh yes, Randy and Rupert Cedris...the twin offspring of Ulyssus and Sophia Cedris, residents of St Albans and considered oddities amongst the more 'city' based St Albans citizens but regular amongst the few families who chose to live in the mountains of the colony.

The type of man father's warn their daughters about, love 'em and leave 'em but keeps a place for them in his heart. Raised in the mountains of a rim planet by an ex-alliance military marine type, twin to a scholarly prodigy..Randall Agdistis Cedris is a demolitions expert with a chip the size of a planet on his shoulder and a skill for making things go BOOM. Skilled in flirting, fixing things, knowing stuff about the wilderness...exploding things and making moonshine, Rand's never known anything other than roughing it and taking the pretty girls home. Getting mixed up with people with twisted yet good ideals is a bad habit, stealing from the rich to give to the poor but it gives somebody something to do to stay out of trouble. Anger Management Issues + Fighting Skills x Demolitions Expertise x Liquor Brewing Capacity + Skilled Player = Rand aka Mystery Man.

Overtime he's become Verse-Renown for his fine gold label alcoholic brews...from whiskey to rum and vodka to a very special 'Cedris Cider' which is a special family moonshine brew and he's even taken up managing the Dregs Bar and Grill on Persephone. He's trustworthy and slick, knowing how to get what he wants, when he wants it...and at least he knows where his loyalties lie.

Quotes

"Beer also tastes like Big Foot pissed in a bottle and let it ferment for a few decades..."

"I'm not your daddy, I'm not your mama, I'm not your teacher, and I'm not your gorram buddy...right now, I'm your motherf*cking Chief. So I don't care about your excuses, get the shit done..."

"THERE you are Bossman! I'm just curious because as of right now, I'm not seeing a hot piece of ass, I just keep imagining you. In a mini skirt and pigtails, and its blinding me. But if would save your life, I'd tap that...I'd take her from behind so it wouldn't be so uncomfortable...and awkward...wanna hear more of how I'd do it?"

"ALRIGHT! Everybody who's name I don't know, back the fuck up, sit the fuck down, and shut the fuck up! First person to TALK who I don't address and isn't BEAU, I WILL BE SHOOTIN' in the KNEECAP! Are we CLEAR?"

"I couldn't decide between the whipped cream or strawberry syrup..."

"Do you know...Hebe, the goddess...she was often attributed as the goddess of forgiveness...people who had been through horrible events and even slavery would do things such as hang their chains on her statue after they were freed. Then there is Nemesis...who is without remorse, she embodies...vengeance. She draws no lines, as long as it is just...and her wrath is inescapable. But if you serve her...she made turn her wrath on you. Fate does not need assistance. Because once you repay hurt with hurt...you put your name on her list. So in the end...forgiveness will keep you alive, vengeance will kill you."

---